Why live in a Blue state?

Divorce rates are 27% higher in Red states (U of Mo.)
Red states have a 5.8 % higher incidence of violent crime, including rape and incest (Uniform Crime Index)
Red states have a lower literacy rate (US Dept of Ed)
Red states have higher unemployment rates (US Dept of Labor)
Red states have more people on welfare per capita (US Dept of Health and Human Services)
Red states earn an average of 17% less income (State by state reporting, Secs of State compiled by the Pew Research Center)
Red states have 5.6% fewer college graduates (US Dept of Education)